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We are the low-fat cheezy whiz sock.

In case you hadn't figure it out, we are a sock puppet.

That would make this? A sock puppet account.

And we? Are a socked avenger, setting forth to write the wrongs of dipshits on the internet who seem to think their opinion is the only one that should matter and call them doinks.

None of that means our opinions are any less valid. All it means is we are not going to contribute to fannish discussions from our personal LJ, which is tied to our real life identity. Fans can be such doinks and their RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION IS SWIFT AND SKILLFUL...except, they're just doinks.

...so...before you get critical about us not 'having the courage' to use our ID, remember that you, too, are using an alias on LJ and it may not have any bearing on who YOU really are.

In short? Get over it. We could be anyone on your flist. We could be your BFF! We could be your sister! We could be...your dirty laundry!

...you'll never know...

We even have our own FAQ now!
Aren't we clever?